Plozaq’s aptly named ‘Nothing but Blood’ Skyrim mod does this by giving your toothy Dragonborn a bit of an unpleasant reaction to consuming anything other than the blood of Tamriel folk. Now, you can ensure your Skyrim vampires remain dedicated to a blood-only diet, too, thanks to a new mod. Take poor Nick trying to eat his beloved chips once he’s turned, or the ancient Baron sampling a slice of pizza for the first time (and the ensuing projectile vomiting). If you’ve ever seen What We Do In The Shadows – movie or series they’re both excellent – you’ll know that vampires don’t really mix with real human food – or, at least, they really, probably shouldn’t.
